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Monday, February 15, 2010
Quote of the Day: Billy Idol
Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again.
[Same thing happened to me. Why can't people listen better?]
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Love Billy Idol even if he is looking seedy
Oh Thank GOD!!!
I don't know SB. He looks pretty bad.
Amen Billy!!!
yuck
Funny. I can see how it would go over at the Southern Baptist Mission Society, if heard in reverse. Kind of an old-time Saturday Night Live moment.
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