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Thursday, February 11, 2010
Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker
The acupuncturist says I've got to get more hot yang into me.
Okay, I'm with the Moms on this one. If the acupuncturist doesn't remember what she's treating you for then how does she know where to stick the needles? Maybe she's worried about her business for more reasons than just the economy and weather...
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Okay, I'm with the Moms on this one. If the acupuncturist doesn't remember what she's treating you for then how does she know where to stick the needles? Maybe she's worried about her business for more reasons than just the economy and weather...
They're having a sale on hot yang at Walmart. 2 for a dollar
I need way more hot yang in me. Haven't had any hot yang for a long time.
Sounds like fun, frankly.
i can see if mr. m has any single friends. . .
xxalainaxx
Beth,
Maybe, but you know me, I don't sweat shit. I'll worry if an organ fails.
Love, SB.
Thanks, Michelle!
Me neither, Jeannie.
Ms. Moon, Yes it does.
Thank you, Miss A.
Sounds like you will enjoy that.
I would love more pork swording on occasion, I'm hitting my sexual peak. Tell your cousins in Seattle SB. HA. Just kidding. :)
Kat
Honeyluna,
Yeah, that's it. Actually she was talking about yang foods. My ass is too yin. That's why I'm cold all the damn time.
Love you.
hot yang...............YEE HAW!!!!!
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