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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Shit SB Says When the Fug Next-Door Cat Is in the Yard
Bethany, Yes, I talk to my cats all the damn time. I even understand cat humour and do jokes for them. They think I am a stitch. I am a virtual cat comedian.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
aw come on do you REALLY talk to kitties like that, even ugly ones?
is it taking a shit or eating something?
Bethany,
Yes, I talk to my cats all the damn time. I even understand cat humour and do jokes for them. They think I am a stitch. I am a virtual cat comedian.
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