The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Shit SB Says
Fucker needs to quit with the makeup. At a certain age, it gets embarrassing and undignified. If he's going to persist, bitch needs some damn lip liner.
I know that you like the rebel types but these dudes as well as Sid Vicious are..well..in another galaxy of weirdness. I like bizarre too but talent has to figure in somewhere along the line.
Actually, I do think this guy is talented. Lead singer of The Cure. I loved them in my younger years. But, at some point, you have to have some damn decorum, like Leonard Cohen. He's aged gracefully, God bless him.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Either that or shave, for fuck's sake.
sunglasses might do a world of good.
Oh my...I mean really now..oh fucking my...
I know that you like the rebel types but these dudes as well as Sid Vicious are..well..in another galaxy of weirdness. I like bizarre too but talent has to figure in somewhere along the line.
Actually, I do think this guy is talented. Lead singer of The Cure. I loved them in my younger years. But, at some point, you have to have some damn decorum, like Leonard Cohen. He's aged gracefully, God bless him.
And creme rinse. Those split ends are vicious.
Ahhh..hey leave poor Robert alone, he's a national treasure here..careful?
Nick
Nick,
Morrissey is the National Treasure. MORRISSEY.
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