I splurged and bought some Almay Smart Shade Makeup last night and played it safe and bought the light to medium shade. I put it on this morning, and now my ass looks like Dennis Rodman or some shit. And I'm a pasty white bitch. Way to go, Almay! Smart Shade, my ass. Why do your damn shades ALWAYS have to run darker than everybody else's? And isn't that shit SUPPOSED to adjust to match your damn skin tone? BIG LIE. [cough] BIG LIE.
I'm so glad I wasted my hard-earned money. And also, your current spokesmodel is a damn whore. Bring Elaine Irwin back. We liked her better!
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i can't do almay. their shit exacerbates my eczema. i like loreal and revelon for foundation/ powder. i swear by it. it works!
xxalainaxx
I hate buying foundation - most places don't have a tester and you're supposed to guess from the plastic colour on the outside of the bottle?
I haven't worn foundation since high school for just that reason.
Glad that I don't wear makeup or have to figure out what shade I would need. I wonder if Keith wears anything besides eye makeup.
Good to know. I almost bought this shit myself. I guess I will stay with wrinkles and the occasional NASTY pimple as my foundation.
I always wear foundation. As my freebie Dior stuff's run out, at the moment I'm loving Maybelline dream matte or Loreal true match.
Love you xx
This is why I do not wear foundation. Except for plays.
I'll learn from your mistake my dear. Don't buy that damn Cover Girl stuff that Ellen advertises either; the shades are terrible.
Go with the mineral stuff. It's much more forgiving.
i dont understand why u didnt test it first?? everywhere i go they always test it on you???? even if they dont have samples, theyll open one..
then again i only wear "expensive" foundation , lise watier ($45), Clinique ($40), or chanel ($65)
i did for a year wear this loreal (from the drug store) one which is like cheap, but even then they tested it on me
(the tem im talking about are the make up counter girls)
cant u return it since its not even close to yer colour? they should since they didnt have testers available, i mean where the hell do u live?? in nazi germany where u cant test make up or return if its not to your liking lol
Mel,
I DO like the mineral makeup. It rocks.
Sweden,
No, in Buttfuck, Ohio, we are not progressive enough to be able to return that shit if the shade is wrong. Are you kidding?
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