The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Seriously. I love you, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
I though you meant the bluesman until I followed the link...
He was indeed.
'...a surgeon bled him until he was determined fit to be re-hanged'
Ermmmm. As you do...
I always thought that if something went wrong, the guy was set free - you know - divine intervention. Guess I'm wrong. Geez.
Ms. Moon,
I SERIOUSLY love you back!
White Rabbit,
The poor unfortunate. . . .
Jeannie,
Me too. Evidently NOT.
Love to all,
SB
What Jeannie said. Very uncivilized. I don't think we have changed much through the years...xoxo
What can happen when you leave it up to government bureaucrats. Nasty...
I have to admit that would be a fitting epigraph/-taph to the site, Mark ...
Thanks for the link. Here's a similar one:
http://www.executedtoday.com/2008/07/13/1882-thomas-egan-3-tries-2-ropes-1-innocent-man/
Executed Today,
We are honored by your visit. Best to you!
SB
I swear the comments here can't be beat. I mean, you couldn't write this stuff. OK, I know someone DID write this stuff, but...
You know what I mean.
-invisigal
Invisigal,
Thanks, babe. I love my blog family.
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