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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Energizer Bunny Creator Killed by an Energizer Bunny. The Irony.
You couldn't make this shit up. Unless you are John Irving.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Yes. John Irving could. No one else would dare. Except...god.
John Irving IS God.
I don't know if you are right SB, but the material is straight from Irving's absurdity of normality..
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