Anyhoo, my ass was willing to convert to marry Donny, despite the fact that a Mormon Temple staffer in Salt Lake City made the mistake of telling the Moms that she and daddy would NOT be married in heaven, since they weren't married in the Mormon Church. That REALLY pissed the Moms off.
Friday, June 10, 2011
I also have a damn Mormon reading me.
I saw somebody from Utah logged on, and I have this idea that EVERYBODY in Utah is a damn Mormon. I actually DO think that. You will not disabuse me of this notion, no matter how many facts you throw at me, so don't bother. Therefore, I deduce that my ass has a Mormon reader. READER FROM UTAH = MORMON READER. Welcome, I say! I was an Osmonds fan, so I'm okay with it. In fact, I wanted to marry Donny Osmond (now, I'm glad I didn't, because he cries a lot).
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I'm with the Moms.
Someone should tell them that Adam and Eve, Abraham and Sarah and all those other biblical people won't be married in heaven either then
Maybe it WAS Donny Osmand!
I loved Donny too! I would have fought you for him. But, that was way back then...
From Utah. A Mormon. Reading you everyday. Not married in heaven, apparently. Have met Donny Osmond. Thought he was adorable...and kinda creepy.
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