The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, June 9, 2011
You can't fit the entire squirrel in the damn view finder. Way to go, tourists!
Apparently this bitch was overfed by well-intentioned fat fuck American tourists. The ho who took the photo couldn't even get his entire fat ass in the damn view finder.
It's NOT bad enough that Americans want to make all the little childrens fat, they want to make the damn wildlife fat, too. Fucker looks like a damn loofah.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Hummm, you're right on all counts, however I'm not scrubbing my back with that chap... not sure he'd fit in the bath.
Crazy - now we have obese tree rats.
I saw a squirrel the other day - just laying on the edge of a parking lot - not dead - but just laying there. Something freaky is going on.
Wow--that is a hefty squirrel. It would break an oak branch.
Maybe he just has a thyroid problem.
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