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Friday, June 10, 2011
Jesus H. THE CUTE. I can't take it.
Little fucker's so cute, I want to eat him right up! You know how I've always wanted to adopt a dwarf.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
He's adorable! I hope the family get some money for his pictures and such - doesn't sounds like they have much.
I don't know. It looks like his parents love him a lot. Maybe you could be his auntie or something.
would love it if he were the 'Jesus' all the holy rollers were waiting for!
Ms. Moon,
If I have to settle for Auntie, I will, I guess.
Danny,
Wouldn't that be irony? Laugh.
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