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Friday, June 10, 2011
I Wish My Boss Would Whack Me on the Head with His Privates
Tidbits like this are the reason I always come here. I know I can count on you to find the most fascinating morsels of our world and keep us updated. If I had a penis I def would beat you on the head with it, lol...xoxoxo
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Goodness gracious me! I mean...I'm a bit speechless.
I'm pretty sure mine has. But he has a license so I don't get to sue.
ewwww.
I can't believe this woman just let this guy whack her with his willie and then keep going back! The whole thing is odd.
SB!!!
If your boss does whack u on the head with his privates, tell him to hire me too. I need the money!
You kill me every time! Luv u tons!
WHV.
Tidbits like this are the reason I always come here. I know I can count on you to find the most fascinating morsels of our world and keep us updated. If I had a penis I def would beat you on the head with it, lol...xoxoxo
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