A bitch wasn't hot enough already in the damn Florida heat. His fat ass wanted a dip in the fucking hot tub. Move your ass over!
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Oh SB, how fricking cute! What an absolute darling. Love you. xxxx
How come the animals get pools and I don't?
I'm telling you- it's so hot and dry in Florida that a hot tub probably looked like heaven to him.
That is cool. It is hotter than woof here.
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