The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Monday, June 13, 2011
Shit SB Says to the Viking
You don't need a picture of me. You can walk next door and look at me whenever you want.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Is the Viking going to be your new neighbor?
Jeannie,
We are next-door neighbors. That's how we met.
Love you!
You crack me up. I love you so.
That's so brilliant!! I had a thing with my next door neighbour when I first moved in. There was talk of a dumb waiter to save using the front door.
I'd love a picture of you. Love you very much xx
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