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Thursday, June 9, 2011
Shit SB Comments to Her Goddess of Truth and Beauty, Ms. Moon
Abraham Lincoln believed that happiness crap. He said something like: I think most people are about as happy as they decide to be.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
And as I said before- Who wouldn't CHOOSE to be happy?
I guess this means we're just insane.
Big Mark,
Thou art very wise, brother. I love you.
Ms. Moon,
No, we are "chemically challenged." I like that better.
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