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oh yes rock god....I once stood behind him at a gig in NY about 15 years ago, thinking what beautiful hair that girl has...then he turned round....was escorting an ubber-young chic and on a school night!!x
Dude was born in '47. So he's like sixty four. Same age as Keith Richards. Obviously, if you can survive the first forty years of the rock-n-roll life, you get to live forever and be skinny.
Love, LOVE Iggy! Lust for Life is currently A's ringtone. :) Hell, if you have great abs like that you can show them off all you want, no matter your age.
FACT: heroin gives you character, lots of famous celebs, actors, singers, authors, artists, are way cool and have character (also shane xoxox) except those scabby retards on intervention, they just dont know how to be a junkie AND cool at the same time
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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oh yes rock god....I once stood behind him at a gig in NY about 15 years ago, thinking what beautiful hair that girl has...then he turned round....was escorting an ubber-young chic and on a school night!!x
best damn abs of a man over 50 (he's over 50, right?). no wonder he thought he could cut em up!
btw you on twitter SB?
My ex-boyfriend looks like Iggy Pop. Which is awful because the exbf is only in his late 40s unlike Iggy who must be drawing his pension now.
Also the exbf hates being told he looks like Mr Pop. I don't blame him. He's a bit raddled, isn't he?!
Ali x
Me too... Okay?!? My guilty crush... and I so still would... I'm sure Adam Ant would give me a free pass on this one! ;) x
Danny,
Nope. I think Twitter is for twats.
Love,
SB
I love Iggy. Love you xx
See, this is what the Motor City is capable of producing... hell, I still wanna be someone's dog..!
Dude was born in '47. So he's like sixty four. Same age as Keith Richards. Obviously, if you can survive the first forty years of the rock-n-roll life, you get to live forever and be skinny.
Uh oh. SB thinks I'm a twat. Oh well, I'm actually totally cool with that.
I dig Iggy.
Sarah xxx
Ms. Moon,
Your theory sounds plausible, babe.
Misfits,
Nah, I think you're great. Totally GREAT.
Love, LOVE Iggy! Lust for Life is currently A's ringtone. :)
Hell, if you have great abs like that you can show them off all you want, no matter your age.
Mel,
A's ringtone suits her perfectly. If anybody EVER had a lust for life, it would be her. I love you both. Pat the dogs and cats for me.
SB
I just like the damn picture too :)
FACT:
heroin gives you character,
lots of famous celebs, actors, singers, authors, artists, are way cool and have character (also shane xoxox)
except those scabby retards on intervention, they just dont know how to be a junkie AND cool at the same time
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