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Friday, June 3, 2011
What Garbo was REALLY saying in the post below
You American assholes drive me batshit, pretending to be happy all the time. I'd like to slap your dumb annoying asses upside the goddamn heads, and then, when I stop, you'll really have something to be happy about.
6 comments:
Anonymous
said...
haha...so funny. It's not just the Americans though. Everywhere it's the same and the so-called happy ones think that the others (a.k.a sad ones) are putting up this goddamn show to get sympathy. lol I have a feel that what I said din't make any sense...but anyway..I like Garbo. :)
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
haha...so funny. It's not just the Americans though. Everywhere it's the same and the so-called happy ones think that the others (a.k.a sad ones) are putting up this goddamn show to get sympathy. lol
I have a feel that what I said din't make any sense...but anyway..I like Garbo. :)
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V,
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Big Mark,
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