The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
ROTFLMAO..........
you kill me, SB...you really do....
Now there's coffee coming out my nose...
Funny..! I would love to see Huckabee try to say that Jesus wasn't a lizard (but the Jesus Lizard was a cool band!!)
Not mine, baby.
Idolatrous feelings. Hmm, but I'm an atheist. ~Mary
It's all scary, but that's REALLY scary.
Akannie,
Thanks, babe!
Oh I'm laughing at this one. Fabulous find, SB! Hope you & the Viking are having a good summer.
I prayed to him just last night.
I hope he heard me.
xo
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