The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
I LOVE New York!
Some happy news for a change. This cheered my gloomy ass up IMMENSELY.
Watch the video. Why are the damn republicans always such cry babies?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
"you won't be drunk and you won't be in a mob at the ultimate test of courage."
Uh. Whatever you big ninny.
TOTAL WIMP.
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