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My problem with exotic animal people is that what the hell happens to the animal if they outlive the owner(s) I mean it is not easy to integrate animals once they are fully grown and they likely will not allow any other humans near them, so... they must get pretty darn lonely.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I'd do tricks for salmon, chocolate and steak too. Oh yeah.
Isn't that something? I've been told that Polar Bears can be especially vicious and mean-tempered. Trainer guy has some big cojones.
My problem with exotic animal people is that what the hell happens to the animal if they outlive the owner(s) I mean it is not easy to integrate animals once they are fully grown and they likely will not allow any other humans near them, so... they must get pretty darn lonely.
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