The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
The question remains: Why?
Love you lots!
Jeannie,
Fucker (Sean) isn't getting younger or cuter--maybe he ought to take it where he can get it. Laugh.
Love you!
Piccoli still got it..! I hope I still shock 'em like that when I hit the big five-oh.!!
You just wanted to say "Penn peen," didn't you? Now I want to say it too.
Love you.
Ms. Moon,
I did want to type PENN PEEN SO BADLY. Who could resist that shit?You know me so well.
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