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Tuesday, June 14, 2011
One Ugly Fucking Dog
Fucker's so ugly, it doesn't even look real. Looks like a damn Muppet or some shit.
My dear friend I have trouble commenting on the religious stuff because I have spent my entire life ignoring it so don't really have anything of interest to add. Pink dogs in pearls on the other hand...
i LOVE chinese cresent dogs!!!! my friend has one named simba, she is sooo sweet. i dont have a problem with ANY cats or dogs, except orange cats, not sand, or salmon, but true orange cats, i hate them, i also find they all have mental problems
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Looking at it (her?) as a muppet makes her way cuter.
Poor thing. Owner should be neutered.
Totally adorable!
Was amatta witchu?
OK.... the DOG is fugly. But who doesn't love marabou and pearls?
Syd,
They would have to be nice. They sure aren't anything to look at.
It looks smug. Probably has got a boyfriend despite all the obvious...
Oh bless it!
My dear friend I have trouble commenting on the religious stuff because I have spent my entire life ignoring it so don't really have anything of interest to add. Pink dogs in pearls on the other hand...
Love you xx
Poor thing. You'd have to dress up that baby in cute outfits. Otherwise, people would take it for a rat and kill it.
i LOVE chinese cresent dogs!!!! my friend has one named simba, she is sooo sweet.
i dont have a problem with ANY cats or dogs, except orange cats, not sand, or salmon, but true orange cats, i hate them, i also find they all have mental problems
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