The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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i dont care what anyone says i think animals are far smarter than we make them out to be, not just all instinct but having actual "human" qualities and emotions. some people say cats are only nice to you because you feed them, but having had cats my whole life i know for a fact its way more than that.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Huh. I wonder if he was just annoyed at the idea of marmot-tasting water. But who knows? And he sure as hell figured the problem out.
This is what I consider amazing.
Totally cool!
I'm passing this link around. Count on it!
Thanks for sharing.
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i dont care what anyone says i think animals are far smarter than we make them out to be, not just all instinct but having actual "human" qualities and emotions.
some people say cats are only nice to you because you feed them, but having had cats my whole life i know for a fact its way more than that.
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