The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, June 24, 2011
Cheery Morning
Puppine was attacking interloping bitches at the window (her window!) this morning. That shit cheered me right up.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
I love Puppine because she makes you happy. Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. You are loved.
Happy Friday indeed!
Interloping, this has an odd ring to it... I'm going to have to find a reason to use it!
Have a great weekend, mutherfucker. :-)
xo pf
Two of my favorite ladies! I love you both. Thanks for reading moi.
Attack cat - I like it - a Happy Friday indeed.
Aren't all Fridays happy?
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