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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I dreamed last night that Arnold Schwartznegger (I can't spell that shit) was courting me. This is true. I kept thinking, "He's a Republican!" Forget all the running-around. The deal-killer for me was him being a Republican. I gave him some white bread and said, "Here. This is good for your Aryan bones."
Ms. Moon,
You have the greatest dreams EVER.
Mrs. Miss A.,
Thanks, babe. Laugh.
I think I went through Ohio once but that was long before the internet.
You were probably in high school.
Jeannie,
You have a place to stay or visit if you ever come through Buttfuck again. You are family and I love you.
SB
Ms Moon... it's Arnold Schwartzenshagger. And SB, dammit... take a break in the UK! Just think of all the bitching we could do :) x
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