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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Puppini No Likey the Electronica
Whenever I put an electronic hold message on the speaker phone at home, Puppine gets VERY UPSET. She just goes APESHIT. A bitch NO LIKEY that electronic bullshit. Puppine thinks that shit is EVIL (or EVAL as W. would spell it).
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
I likey Puppini :)
j.
Guy in the silk taffeta dress,
SB loves you! Glad to hear from you.
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