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Thursday, June 9, 2011
Quote of the Damn Day: Prince Phillip (In Honour of his 90th Birthday)
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
[This American still loves you, Prince Phillip. A very happy birthday to you! I think you're a doll.]
My mother who is the world's greatest Anglophile says that when Prince Phillip married Princess Elizabeth he hadn't a red cent to his name, so I guess he ought to know. He was also, as she says, "a bugger for the women," and I am sure that he is one Duke that has had his share of chorus girls as well. Poor Elizabeth.
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2 comments:
Wow--he is 90. Happy birthday to him.
My mother who is the world's greatest Anglophile says that when Prince Phillip married Princess Elizabeth he hadn't a red cent to his name, so I guess he ought to know. He was also, as she says, "a bugger for the women," and I am sure that he is one Duke that has had his share of chorus girls as well. Poor Elizabeth.
-invisigal
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