I think Eleanor may have found her special talent!
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
"Oh yeah, I wanna drink off-brand bourbon and wolf heavily stepped on meth underneath a bridge with you, sister!"
That line broke me up..! She definitely looked like someone I want to see on the runway in some Victoria Secret!
Everyone needs a hobby!
Big Mark,
Yeah, dude cracks me up. I always read his site.
Ms. Moon,
Yep. And "I understand," as Chris Rock would say. I'm not condoning shit, but I understand.
It doesn't really shock me that she got 2 DUIs in one day or her blood alcohol was 0.32...but it's the fact she's only 55 years old. Damn!!
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