Thursday, June 30, 2011

What Shitty Cracker State Am I?

Here's your damn clues.

There are shitloads of semi-untended babies and toddlers in dirty-looking diapers running around.

Most of my populace is composed of poor crackers with bad teeth. A lot of them live in trailers.

My people were disloyal to General Lee during the Civil War, thus incurring SB's permanent wrath.

I am a mountainous state, with some treacherous winding narrow bitch roads.

Mr. SB once wanted to move within my borders after retirement, thus incurring SB's permanent wrath.

[You don't win dick if you answer correctly first, but SB will say something nice about you (granted, it may be a struggle). Since I can't stand most assholes, that's the damn prize, motherfuckers! A bitch is not RICH. We are not giving away money here, so suck it up.]

13 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I must recluse myself from this contest.
I love you to pieces.

Misfits Vintage said...

Is it Nowra, New South Wales... teen parent capital of Australia?

Sarah xxx

Big Mark 243 said...

... hmm... smells like Georgia to me... but what do I know..? Could be Tennessee... but again, what does a brother know..?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I love you MAS!

Misfits,
No. It's in the U.S., but nice try. Laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mark,
No, but nice try! Love you.

Anonymous said...

I want to say West Virginia, but what do I know? I'm just a damn Canadian!

Anyway, some of those treacherous winding narrow bitch roads are very scenic, if I am correct.

-invisigal

Sarcastic Bastard said...

WE HAVE A WINNER! INVISIGAL!!!! I'm impressed that a Canadian took it, but then again you guys are smarter than Americans, of course that's not saying much.

Here's your nice: Invisigal is my most delightful and faithful Anonymous commenter. SB loves you!!!

"AA" said...

Nice...WV, figures! I was thinking it was my grand state of FL, but again, what do I know since our "America's Hat" brethren are indeed smarter than most of us. :-)

Anonymous said...

Aww, shucks, it's hardly fair, after all every Canadian knows every inch of the road to Florida!

Thanks for the nice. It has an unfamiliar but eerily pleasant feel to it. ;p

Love you too SB.

-invisigal

Sarcastic Bastard said...

"AA",
Thanks for joining us! Please come back.

BMelonsLemonade said...

I live in NC, and I thought, "Damn, sounds a lot like North Carolina, but it could also be West Virginia!" Haha...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

BMelons,
SB HAS MISSED YOU! Yeah, it could be a handful of states. Hope you and the boy are doing well.

Love you!

Syd said...

I guess WV. They were cut off from VA for a reason.