There are shitloads of semi-untended babies and toddlers in dirty-looking diapers running around.
Most of my populace is composed of poor crackers with bad teeth. A lot of them live in trailers.
My people were disloyal to General Lee during the Civil War, thus incurring SB's permanent wrath.
I am a mountainous state, with some treacherous winding narrow bitch roads.
Mr. SB once wanted to move within my borders after retirement, thus incurring SB's permanent wrath.
[You don't win dick if you answer correctly first, but SB will say something nice about you (granted, it may be a struggle). Since I can't stand most assholes, that's the damn prize, motherfuckers! A bitch is not RICH. We are not giving away money here, so suck it up.]
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I must recluse myself from this contest.
I love you to pieces.
Is it Nowra, New South Wales... teen parent capital of Australia?
Sarah xxx
... hmm... smells like Georgia to me... but what do I know..? Could be Tennessee... but again, what does a brother know..?
Ms. Moon,
I love you MAS!
Misfits,
No. It's in the U.S., but nice try. Laugh.
Mark,
No, but nice try! Love you.
I want to say West Virginia, but what do I know? I'm just a damn Canadian!
Anyway, some of those treacherous winding narrow bitch roads are very scenic, if I am correct.
-invisigal
WE HAVE A WINNER! INVISIGAL!!!! I'm impressed that a Canadian took it, but then again you guys are smarter than Americans, of course that's not saying much.
Here's your nice: Invisigal is my most delightful and faithful Anonymous commenter. SB loves you!!!
Nice...WV, figures! I was thinking it was my grand state of FL, but again, what do I know since our "America's Hat" brethren are indeed smarter than most of us. :-)
Aww, shucks, it's hardly fair, after all every Canadian knows every inch of the road to Florida!
Thanks for the nice. It has an unfamiliar but eerily pleasant feel to it. ;p
Love you too SB.
-invisigal
"AA",
Thanks for joining us! Please come back.
I live in NC, and I thought, "Damn, sounds a lot like North Carolina, but it could also be West Virginia!" Haha...
BMelons,
SB HAS MISSED YOU! Yeah, it could be a handful of states. Hope you and the boy are doing well.
Love you!
I guess WV. They were cut off from VA for a reason.
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