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I don't know which is the most disgusting part... living with all those snakes or the people who are putting this crap house on the market with the knowledge that the house is infested!
"I like snakes and Garter Snakes are harmless. I'd quite happily buy their house and move there. Of course, since the snakes were there first, I'd be quite happy to share :-)"
Quite so - about the snakes being there first. Isn't there such a thing as snake repellent otherwise? Just give it a spray about...
Well, I have found snakes in my house before but IT IS NOT INFESTED WITH THEM! I swear- I've never even heard of such a thing. Jesus. What a nightmare.
i dont understand cant they call an exterminator to get rid of the snakes?? move out for a while, put a huge tent over it and release poison/gas whatever, cover holes in the foundation to make sure they dont come in etc........ wouldnt that be a batter solution than killing 25 a day on your own with whatever he killed them with and selling the house???
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I don't know which is the most disgusting part... living with all those snakes or the people who are putting this crap house on the market with the knowledge that the house is infested!
Big Mark,
Yeah, wasn't that terrible? I couldn't live there for even one damn day. I HATE snakes!
I love you though. Have a great weekend.
I'd have burnt the damn place down. Accidentally of course.
You know, screamed when I saw a snake and dropped the flaming torch I carried to keep them at bay.
I liked one of the comments to the article...
"I like snakes and Garter Snakes are harmless. I'd quite happily buy their house and move there. Of course, since the snakes were there first, I'd be quite happy to share :-)"
Quite so - about the snakes being there first. Isn't there such a thing as snake repellent otherwise? Just give it a spray about...
Problem solved :D
Well, I have found snakes in my house before but IT IS NOT INFESTED WITH THEM! I swear- I've never even heard of such a thing. Jesus. What a nightmare.
I've been through Rexburg, ID. I think there is a lot of interbreeding going on over there. Weird stuff eh?
Peace
i dont understand cant they call an exterminator to get rid of the snakes??
move out for a while, put a huge tent over it and release poison/gas whatever, cover holes in the foundation to make sure they dont come in etc........
wouldnt that be a batter solution than killing 25 a day on your own with whatever he killed them with and selling the house???
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