The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Somebody needs to give this bitch a modeling contract.
So a bitch has gappy teeth. It works for the Jagger kid.
That shit made me laugh. Thanks. I need a laugh or twenty. Sorry so behind on comments. Between life and blogger and my computers and the internet just plain fucking with me, I'm barely here. Hope your week's getting better. I like the Just Run with it thing, if I'm the one getting to say it. My new favorite stolen saying is from the newly canceled show Breaking In, with Christian Slater, stupid Fox cancelling another good show, but I digress. He says I'll allow it to his employees all the time. I use it on the kids and the dog almost daily. This is a multipost comment, too lazy and hateful at my computer to risk clicking the other links. Lastly, when we have groundhog days, how come they are never the good ones??? Love ya.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
He's workin' it.
You'd think that having such a distinctive visage he would realise that he's just not suited to a life of crime.....
Ali x
All I can think of now is Zoolander and Blue Steel.
Mental. The guy is mental.
That's mental! xx
That shit made me laugh. Thanks. I need a laugh or twenty.
Sorry so behind on comments. Between life and blogger and my computers and the internet just plain fucking with me, I'm barely here.
Hope your week's getting better. I like the Just Run with it thing, if I'm the one getting to say it.
My new favorite stolen saying is from the newly canceled show Breaking In, with Christian Slater, stupid Fox cancelling another good show, but I digress. He says I'll allow it to his employees all the time. I use it on the kids and the dog almost daily.
This is a multipost comment, too lazy and hateful at my computer to risk clicking the other links.
Lastly, when we have groundhog days, how come they are never the good ones???
Love ya.
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