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Friday, June 10, 2011
So Far Today I Have Had 40 Visits from the Damn Germans
I'm almost certain that all 40-fucking-visits were to wank off to Coco's GYNORMOUS ass. What's up with that shit? Why are Germans (the most humorless people alive) so into BIG asses? Can anyone answer this for me? Help a bitch out.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Perhaps German women have very flat asses and the men see in Coco everything they do not have.
Or something?
I'm thinking that the German women (and we have lots around here) tend to have skinny asses so it's likely the men like the novelty of a huge one.
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