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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Because I'm in a mean mood this morning, I found this particularly funny.
I would have been labeled skinny in my high school yearbook, but now I'd be the fatty.
We live in flux, people! A bitch can't get attached to circumstances. Everything fucking changes. If I teach your short-bus asses nothing else, let it be this!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
My favorite part was this:
"If you could please stop talking about it, it would make the situation a lot better."
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