The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Shit SB Says
I woke up without my nose earring this morning. Maybe I inhaled that fucker in my sleep. My luck, one of the cats will find it and eat it, and my ass will have to shell out a couple thousand dollars for feline gastric surgery.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Your nose is pierced? I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE AND DID NOT THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE!
Ms. Moon,
Yes, I do. It was part of my divorcial rebellion. Laugh.
The funk. The funk.
AND I LOVE YOU MORE!
DOUBT IT!
Hopefully, if one of the moogies did get it, it is small enough to pass with no vet trips.
Love to you, SB!
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