Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Shit SB Says

I woke up without my nose earring this morning. Maybe I inhaled that fucker in my sleep. My luck, one of the cats will find it and eat it, and my ass will have to shell out a couple thousand dollars for feline gastric surgery.

4 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Your nose is pierced? I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE AND DID NOT THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Yes, I do. It was part of my divorcial rebellion. Laugh.

The funk. The funk.

AND I LOVE YOU MORE!

Ms. Moon said...

DOUBT IT!

The Dish said...

Hopefully, if one of the moogies did get it, it is small enough to pass with no vet trips.

Love to you, SB!