The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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I think this guy is the husband of the scary pregnant lady in the corn picture that you posted a while back. That would explain everything. At the very least they gotta belong to the same cult.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
15 comments:
Dude needs to get out in the sun without his socks on even more often.
Jeebus. Nice banana hammock.
Ew! Where do you find these? They are like train wrecks, I have to look even though I don't want to!
oh why do you do this to me?
I am rethinking my move toward dating men.
bleck!
note to self: don't read SBs blog at work.
love ya!!!!
Bethany,
Love you back. I am also rethinking my move toward dating men, and I'm straight (I think).
Laugh.
You're so versatile, SB. Now you're a garden blogger too. Interesting radishes.
Hmmmmm....I won't post my famous Speedo photo anywhere you can find it.
Kathleen,
I try, babe. I try. Laugh.
Syd,
I'd call or maim for that picture. Cough it up.
Love you guys.
Mmmm, mmmmm ;0)
This dude looks familiar - I swear he's a customer of mine...
I think this guy is the husband of the scary pregnant lady in the corn picture that you posted a while back. That would explain everything. At the very least they gotta belong to the same cult.
I've change my mind. I love him. We are getting married.
You're invited.
May,
Could be, love. Could possibly be.
SB loves my May May!
Bethany,
Can I be a bridesmaid? Laugh.
Eurgh! I've seen prettier sights on autopsy tables.
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