The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Monday, February 1, 2010
Quote of the Day and SB's Personal Motto
“Well, you know, like, I don't really give a fuck what the general public think.”
I'd love to live by this motto. My 82 year old father does, so why can't I?? Maybe tomorrow I'll have a crack at putting into action - I'll be sure to report back. Cheers!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
does it show that i have an eating disorder that that photo made me want a hot dog with mustard?
I'd love to live by this motto. My 82 year old father does, so why can't I?? Maybe tomorrow I'll have a crack at putting into action - I'll be sure to report back. Cheers!
Ever here him sing EMI? Yeah old Sid knew the deal.
Bethany,
Me too. I also have an eating disorder, so I may not be the one to ask. I could eat a corn dog with mustard right now.
Love, SB.
Nigel,
Go for it, buddy. It's so freeing.
You are loved.
SB
What has 8 arms and can't play bass?
(Squid Vicious)
DTG,
Good one, my brothah.
Love, SB.
I like the button. It is truthful. Thank goodness I wasn't named for him.
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