The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Monday, February 1, 2010
A Free Spirit
Okay, I really meant to say: A Damn Whore. I was being polite, motherfuckers. Also, bitch has the wonk eye.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
What'd you have to bring HER up for. I thought she'd died and we'd all gone to heaven.
who is this and how much should I charge her for an hour?
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