Thursday, August 20, 2009

My Brother the Gully Mower: Update 9 Stitches

Steve had to have like nine stitches, but he's okay. He only took one round of pain medicine (the Moms bragged about this). Why? What the hell's the matter with him? Clearly we are not really related. I'd have taken all the pain meds in one go with wine.


Ms. Moon said...

You'd get more bang for your buck if you took them with vodka.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'm sure that's true, Ms. Moon.

Don't scratch! [I know that's easy for me to say.]



Syd said...

I'm glad that you toughed it out and didn't take all his pain meds.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I briefly considered asking the Moms to haul any of my bro's unused pain meds back to Ohio as a sort of Mom and dad went to Massachusetts, and all I got was this lousy second-hand pain medication souvenir, but I thought better of it.