Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Isn't this Ho a Little Old for a Damn Cabbage Patch Doll?

Personally, I found this shit kind of disturbing. It would be my guess that this ho isn't one of the popular sluts at school. Maybe the Cabbage Patch Doll is her only friend. If this bitch wants to be cool, she should have had her pitchure taken with the Kimora Lee Simmons Barbie or the Crazy Cat Lady action figure. Some people you just can't help.

8 comments:

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

she now sits on a rocker on the porch cradling dead squirrels in her arms, imagining they are her children and at night fall she tucks them into the crib her daddy made under the balnket she knitted special for the special one's in her life
ahhh bless..A
Nick

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nick,
That was really funny. I love your mind. It is warped in the best possible fashion.

SB

Ms. Moon said...

Nah. She probably has fifteen kids and washes all their faces and dresses them up for church on Sundays, Wednesdays, and prayer meeting on Friday.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You are probably right, my dear. I hated baby dolls. My parents bought me really nice, lifelike ones, and I played with them maybe twice and put them in the closet. Finito.

I did like Barbie Dolls though because they could date coke dealers and be prostitutes and shit.

Sending shitloads of love,

SB

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

ah but Ms Moon when all those children are asleep she sneeeks so quiety outside with the baby alarm monitor resting on her lap and thinks of squirrels, dead ones and how they would love her and make her life more complete and she closes her eyes and dreams of the day when there will be no children, grown up now with children of their own and then she can live the life she has always dreamed of, the life that will make her happy and whole just her and the dead squirrels
Nick

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Meet my adopted scary English brother, Nick. He's really a doll. Don't let his words fool you.

Love you both.

SB

Ms. Moon said...

Ms. Bastard- I have been to Nick's site and complimented his writing highly. He does not scare me. In fact, I think he knows more about the mind of the mother of many than any young man has a right to.
Although, maybe? For some mothers? Instead of dead squirrels? She might dream of...chickens?

Syd said...

I never understood the attraction for the cabbage patch dolls. They look a bit creepy to me.