Thursday, August 20, 2009

NEW SB Feature! Mannequin Fetishist of the Month

SB chose Mannequin Fetishist of the Month because it had better alliteration than Mannequin Fetishist of the Week. Also, there's not as much Mannequin Fetishist fodder as there is Wooly Fetishist material to work with.

Hey, headless mannequins need lovin' (on steep rooftops), too! Can you say perilous plastic pussy plundering?

8 comments:

Erin said...

Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've seen all week! I wonder why he's not wearing shoes, though?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Long live the Fuck It way, Jenn.

Love you back!

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gingermagnolia,
I don't get that no-shoes shit either, girl. Clearly the fucker uses Clorox bleach though. Stunningly white, those socks.

Love you. Thanks for commenting.

SB

That Hank said...

You wouldn't want to do that in the winter, your tongue would get stuck.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
Good point.

That Hank said...

If you're gonna be pervy, you should at least be practical.

adrienne said...

holy metallic merde?!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Adrienne,
Yeah. I'm saying.

Have a terrific weekend!

Love, SB.