Thursday, August 20, 2009

NEW SB Feature! Mannequin Fetishist of the Month

SB chose Mannequin Fetishist of the Month because it had better alliteration than Mannequin Fetishist of the Week. Also, there's not as much Mannequin Fetishist fodder as there is Wooly Fetishist material to work with.

Hey, headless mannequins need lovin' (on steep rooftops), too! Can you say perilous plastic pussy plundering?

10 comments:

gingermagnolia said...

Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've seen all week! I wonder why he's not wearing shoes, though?

jrains80 said...

seriously! This guy should like totally get a life. I wonder why his shoes are off. Hard metal pussy taste better that way?

Love ya SB. Long live the Fuck It way.
Jenn

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Long live the Fuck It way, Jenn.

Love you back!

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gingermagnolia,
I don't get that no-shoes shit either, girl. Clearly the fucker uses Clorox bleach though. Stunningly white, those socks.

Love you. Thanks for commenting.

SB

downtown guy said...

You wouldn't want to do that in the winter, your tongue would get stuck.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
Good point.

downtown guy said...

If you're gonna be pervy, you should at least be practical.

adrienne said...

holy metallic merde?!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
He is semi-practical. The motherfucker is wearing socks.

Love you,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Adrienne,
Yeah. I'm saying.

Have a terrific weekend!

Love, SB.