Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Posting to Say I'm Not Posting Today

SB is a crabby-assed motherfucker today, and so my ass is posting to tell you regular motherfuckers, who I consider family, that I won't be posting today. If I only had casual readers AND NOT GOOD PEOPLE WHO I CONSIDER FAMILY, I would just say fuck it and not post a shitting thing, but I can't leave my special motherfuckers just hanging.

It is RAINY and UGLY and as DARK as Dick Cheney's corrupt asshole here in Buttfuck, Ohio, today, and I just have nothing funny to share, so basically I have NO HUMAN WORTH TO ANYONE. We'll try again tomorrow. In the immoral words of that annoying red-haired little bitch, Annie: The fucking sun will come out tomorrow. Bet your anal sphincter that it will.

[Okay, so I took some liberties. I made the fucking lyrics mine. So shoot me.]

p.s. I would go gay for this Annie. This is the GOOD Annie.

9 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

As always, perfectly correct on all counts.

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Hey SB
sad to hear you so down hope todays better, as for no human worth to anyone, I took your advise about miserable London and me and a few friends spent some jolly old English time in a jolly old English pub and yes Whiskey was drunk and crisps were consumed.
Love Ya Babe
Nick

downtown guy said...

Here, asshole, cheer up.
http://justalittleguy.blogspot.com/

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
Thanks for calling me an asshole and thanks for the http.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nick,
You are my darling boy. Watch taking my advice though.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I just love you.

Lady Lemon said...

That IS the good Annie! I was listening to her just yesterday, which is unusual.

I'm out to NYC! I'ma miss you, biznatch!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
Have BIG FUN, toots! I'll miss your ass, too.

Love,

SB

Syd said...

"Dark as Dick Cheney's corrupt asshole"--that is one dark place.