Monday, August 24, 2009

SB No Wantum Post Today Bitches

SB is feeling like a lazy uninspired Monday motherfucker today, and her no wantum post. Hope all you motherfuckers are swell.

Later.

12 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Oh. Please feel better. If you were here, I would feed you some of my chicken soup I made last night and you would be HEALED!
Wish I could.

Steph said...

This motherfucker is on the motherfucking warpath this Monday morning. I hate motherfucking doctors and their god damn motherfucking HMOs.

Heather said...

I'm eating lunch in bed , that's how lazy I am

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I would happily partake of your chicken soup if I were there. Instead, I'm here in Buttfuck, Ohio, working on some boring software shit. But I did adopt another cat over the weekend, so now it's 3 cats and a dog. Animals make me happy. I just wish I was at home with them.

Love and kisses,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
I hate doctors and motherfucking insurance companies, too. We're united on that, babe. Hopefully, you'll blog about it.

Sending love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Heather,
Good for you. Wish I was home in bed now, too.

Love you,

SB

birdpress said...

I'm with Steph. Totally. Motherfucking doctors and extra-motherfucking insurance companies! And fuck me and my fucking body anyway.

May said...

SB!
I'm sorry I haven't been commenting but my computer was doused with water by the bad bad kitten and now I am soooo tired from my first day at my new job BUT i just wanted to tell you that I love George Michael (he's really good at shaking his butt) and I love Vonnegut and I love you. I love you most of all.
Love,
May

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Birdy Birdy,
So glad to hear from you. Hope you weekend went better than it began.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Dear May May,
You got the job! Congratulations! I am so happy for you. And I love you back tons.

SB

Nellie said...

Just a quick hello. They've had me blocked from blogger at work the past few days so it's been hard to visit all the folks who make me laugh. Just not cool of them, what do they expect me to do if I can't blog? Motherfuckers, since that's the vibe of the day it seems...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nellie,
Damn right. Motherfuckers all. Hope they unblock you.

Love you,

SB