Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Here's Something We All Need to Scare Unwelcome Visitors the Fuck Away

The horror movie shower curtain and bath mat. I'm thinking this would be up DTG's alley and also my bro Nick's ass needs this a here shit.

To order: http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/b9b2/?cpg=cj

20 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Here's the deal- for the first two days of someone's visit, you have the nice seahorse shower curtain up with the color-coordinated bath mat. Then, all of a sudden- THIS SET GOES UP!
Buh-bye!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'm with you on that, babe. $19.99 for the rug and the damn curtain, which I thought was a little steep, but maybe not.

downtown guy said...

Nah, not my speed. Too goth. Clever, though. I once rented a room in a house full of goths - they did the house letters this way, painted on with bloody handprints trailing down.

This does remind me that I need to get a new shower liner - mine''s all mildewy. Nasty!

downtown guy said...

SB, saw this, thought of you:

http://smokeandacoke.com/post/171448896/international-mother-fuckers-if-thats-a-gang

Sweden said...

lol totally cool lol i mean i woudn't have it in my home im more into contemporary styles, but i think its funny and very cool

Steph said...

Think it would work on my kids?

Kidding. Jeez.

Mr.Mischief said...

I like Ms.Moons idea..Is it bad that it's not the curtain and bathmat that caught my attention, but that the toilet looks too round to me?..lol

Nellie said...

Do they have a front door with this lovely theme? maybe that would deter the uninvited, middle of the day when I'm sleeping visitors.

Queenneenee said...

Oh my Gaaaaa...Thats freaking awesome.

Syd said...

It would scare away the guests that will start to stink after 3 days anyway.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks DTG. I'll check it out this very day.

Sending love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
That was fucking funny.

You are loved.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. Mischief,
Yes, the toilet shape was funky. Definitely.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nellie,
That shit made me laugh. You are clever. That's why we're friends.

LOVE YOU!

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Queeneenee,
I've missed you. Glad you're back!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
You and Ms. Moon are together on that there thought.

Yessirree.

Love,

SB

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

ah awesome
want it
need it
must have it
ahhhhhhhhhhh

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I thought you'd like it.

Sheria said...

I really needed a laugh today. Thank you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sheria,
Glad I could give you a laugh today. I know how you feel.

Love,

SB