Friday, August 21, 2009

Did Somebody Steal Jon Voight's Damn Brains?

"There's a real question at stake now. Is President Obama creating a civil war in our own country?" the native New Yorker, who is hopefully just preparing for a new role as a hysterical Giuliani worshiper, tells the Washington Times today. "We are witnessing a slow, steady takeover of our true freedoms. We are becoming a socialist nation, and whoever can't see this is probably hoping it isn't true."

You know Jon Voight may well be the reason I'm a liberal democrat today. The film he and Jane Fonda starred in, Coming Home, was a HUGE influence on my young mind. I can't express how HUGE of an influence the film actually was (I have even considered chaining myself to a gate--or at least the post office--in protest of the war in Iraq--I loathe the damn post office, but that's another story), so it is particularly bitter to read this quote, like when Dennis Hopper became a friend of George W. Bush's and visited the White House and had dinner with that fucking moron multiple times. I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT SHIT. SO MUCH FOR THE COUNTER CULTURE, DENNIS, YOU DICK.

I'm glad Angelina keeps the kids away from Jon Voight now. My ass was feeling sorry. Now, not so much.

6 comments:

downtown guy said...

He's been a hard righty for a while now. I mean, he actually said, "God sent an angel, his name was Rudy Giuliani." He also says that his youthful liberalism was the result of "Marxist propaganda". He's a tool.

Syd said...

I don't get how anyone could think that what the President is doing is socialistic. He has the interest of all the people at heart, not just a select few. Oh well...there is no use trying to change what others think.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
You are right--there is no use trying to change what morons think. You were much nicer than me. That's the official SB translation of what you said.

Have a great weekend.

Ms. Moon said...

I hate it when hippies turn bad. Now me? I will die with my hippiness and my bleeding-heart-liberal, tree-hugging, granola-eating, Birkenstock-wearing,social views intact.
Right on, Motherfuckers!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
Gag. I am puking right now. An angel, my ass.

Love you,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Good for you. Me too. I am a child of the sixties, and I will remain so.

BIG love,

SB