Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I Want to Bonk Russell Crowe

I'm not sure why, and I suspect it's some sort of deep genetic attraction to cavemen, but SB wants to bonk Russell Crowe. I am deeply sexually attracted to him. The fact that Russ wrestles with the fat and has a REALLY BAD temper just makes SB want to bonk him ALL THE MORE.

12 comments:

downtown guy said...

Makin' movies, singin' songs and fightin' round the world!

Ms. Moon said...

I completely understand this.

Lou said...

He looks like he would get down to bizness...ha,ha.

Findon said...

OH boy!! The image in my mind, and I don't even know what you look like, but that never stopped me when I wasa drinking. Have a good night as they say.

May said...

MMMMMMmmmmmmm, Russell Crowe...... He's a good one. Since we're friends I'll back off. I'm not really hot for any celebs right now, unless you count Johnny Depp for whom I have a perpetual deep and true love. I need a new one.

Sheria said...

I totally get it. I shared my desire for Mr. Crowe with a good friend and she curled her lip in disdain and said, "He does nothing for me." Of course, I don't care! I don't want him to do anything for her. I want him to do me! It's good to know that there is someone who understands. We could kidnap him.

sKILLz said...

Really?
I don't see him that sexy.
I know alot of women go wild for him but I just can't see it, and it's not because I'm fucking gay either.

Fishwhiskers said...

muuuuhaaahaaa .... ur nuts ... but i wouldnt kick him outta bed for farting either ... oh well maybe LOL xxxx

Steph said...

Get in line; he's mine.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sheria,
I like your idea. KIDNAP.

It's something genetic--I can't even explain the attraction. I want Russell to grab me by the hair and take me to his cave and impregnate me with his seed.

I don't even like kids!

Nana's Lady said...

Yes. Its also because he's from New Zealand. The people there are cooler and have accents that have weird affects on people.

Syd said...

Wrestling with his fat and has a really bad temper.....no thanks. Sounds unhealthy to me. I have little fat to wrestle with for which I thank my genetic background.