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Friday, March 25, 2011
Eat Me, Bieber. Apology NOT Accepted, You Little Twat.
Justin Beiber has a nail polish line, his pansy ass doesn't get to talk smack about anyone.Period. I'm going to invent a time machine, go back in time, and made his dad pull out.
I am not going to even get on the Justin train because really, I have ignored him up until this point and plan on continuing to do so but let me say this- I don't care how "cool" or comfy it is, ADULTS SHOULD NOT PUT THEIR ASSES IN BABY CLOTHES!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
Ooh! I can't bear him anyway! Hope you have a good weekend and thanks for your well wishes. Love you xx
Christina,
He is so unsexy. Yuck.
Love you back.
Justin Beiber has a nail polish line, his pansy ass doesn't get to talk smack about anyone.Period. I'm going to invent a time machine, go back in time, and made his dad pull out.
Mr. M.,
That made me guffaw.
I regard him with benign amusement...usually, but THAT was super stupid of him.
I am not going to even get on the Justin train because really, I have ignored him up until this point and plan on continuing to do so but let me say this- I don't care how "cool" or comfy it is, ADULTS SHOULD NOT PUT THEIR ASSES IN BABY CLOTHES!
Who is he and who cares what he says? We all have problems!
I am proud to say tnat I have not heard a single thing recorded by Justin Beiber. Long may that state of affairs continue!
Ali x
ok, THIS KID NEEDS TO BE PUT OUT OF OUR MISERY :)
XXX
REVA(Damn caps...)
Ali,
Me either, but the little sonofabitch is everywhere.
He needs to shut his mouth.
Yeah,
Everybody likes the $$, but what about us & 1st in peace,1st in war. America is under-rated?
j.
Guy in the silk taffeta dress,
Don't ask me, brother. Shit makes no sense.
Love you!
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