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Monday, March 28, 2011
This is why I read the English papers. The subtle understatement amuses me.
Background: There is a missing Egyptian cobra at the Bronx Zoo.
Worryingly, experts say the cobra is likely to make itself know again when it becomes thirsty... or HUNGRY.
Ms. Moon, Oddly, they are the only snake I find semi-cute. Not sure why. They fascinate me.
Drollgirl, Me too, babe. Me too.
Mrs. Miss A., Sound plausible to me, man.
Christina, Every DAMN day. Love that paper.
Young at Heart, I'd run my ass off from a snake!
Mrs. Miss A., Any comment that quotes Samuel Jackson is a winner with me. I HERO WORSHIP AND ADORE him, especially since I saw he is a UGA football fan. Me too!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
We are masters at it xx
I have to say that the fifteen minutes that it takes to die of cobra-bite would have to be the worst fifteen minutes of your life.
prettttty glad i am nowhere near that zoo. lol
maybe the adolescent cobra snuck off to sneak a smoke...
xxalainaxx
Unbelievable! It still makes me smile that you read the Daily Mail xx
yes as ever we stoically avoid panic, personally I keep calm..........and run for the hills!!
maybe they want to warn their countrymen just in case the snakes are on a muthafuckin plane?
xxalainaxx
Wildernesschic,
Masters, indeed, love.
Ms. Moon,
Oddly, they are the only snake I find semi-cute. Not sure why. They fascinate me.
Drollgirl,
Me too, babe. Me too.
Mrs. Miss A.,
Sound plausible to me, man.
Christina,
Every DAMN day. Love that paper.
Young at Heart,
I'd run my ass off from a snake!
Mrs. Miss A.,
Any comment that quotes Samuel Jackson is a winner with me. I HERO WORSHIP AND ADORE him, especially since I saw he is a UGA football fan. Me too!
Love to all my bitches,
SB
I am not fond of snake bites.
Syd,
And I am NOT FOND of snakes. I have an actual phobia.
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