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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Thanks for Visiting, Jakarta!
My ass is getting some fairly sizeable hits from Jakarta this morning. Okay, I got TWO hits, but this is a massive upswing compared to normal. WELCOME JAKARTA!
[I ain't too proud to suck some Jakarta ass to up my stats.]
Where the hell IS Jakarta? All I remember about geography was my teacher's enormous...well, testicles. He had that elephantitus thing of the balls. I was ruined for geography forever. Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved! You are loved.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Where the hell IS Jakarta? All I remember about geography was my teacher's enormous...well, testicles. He had that elephantitus thing of the balls. I was ruined for geography forever.
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved! You are loved.
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