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Friday, March 4, 2011
I'm Tired as Fuck of the Charlie Sheen Coverage
Charlie will do what Charlie will do. I'm sick as ass of hearing about him.
Jeepers, me too. Like a media whore, I recorded both the 20/20 and the Piers specials, but fate managed to erase them from my DVR before I could watch them. I feel less dirty. Of course I admit to laughing at Charlie lol cats and NewYorker cartoons repurposed with his rants, and I'm mesmerized that in less than a week he has a million cult like twitterfollowers which only encourages his trajectory toward self destruction. The mighty fall hard and far and the media coverage is a circus. You are right, my good friend. Sick ass. xo
oh for crying out loud what has he actually done bar get $1.8 million per episode for some sitcom nobody wants to see over here (it's not on any of the major channels) and smash up a hotel room and end up in a hospital for obervation and voluntarily go to rehab and lose a gun licence. What now? Sorry you'll have to explain PLEASE briefly as this bastard deserves no more than a postage size bit of space in my head as it is I just know he's "troubled" so what is it now? And is he actually bipolar or just a pampered wanker with a drugs problem? And who is sticky out bum woman? Is she famous? She's really horrible.
Charlie Sheen is just like every other addict I have encountered, including myself. Self-centered and narcissitic. He just has alot more money than I do. Plus TMZ feels the need to follow him around constantly. Better him than us.
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Jeepers, me too. Like a media whore, I recorded both the 20/20 and the Piers specials, but fate managed to erase them from my DVR before I could watch them. I feel less dirty. Of course I admit to laughing at Charlie lol cats and NewYorker cartoons repurposed with his rants, and I'm mesmerized that in less than a week he has a million cult like twitterfollowers which only encourages his trajectory toward self destruction. The mighty fall hard and far and the media coverage is a circus. You are right, my good friend. Sick ass.
xo
No fucking kidding. Train wreck. Let's all have some dignity here and look the other way.
Me too but the guy is certifiable. He believes his own PR.
I understand.
Yesterday I yelled when someone said: You know, Charlie....
Opps. She was talking about HER bf.
Oh well. Too much Sheen on the brain.
oh for crying out loud what has he actually done bar get $1.8 million per episode for some sitcom nobody wants to see over here (it's not on any of the major channels) and smash up a hotel room and end up in a hospital for obervation and voluntarily go to rehab and lose a gun licence. What now? Sorry you'll have to explain PLEASE briefly as this bastard deserves no more than a postage size bit of space in my head as it is I just know he's "troubled" so what is it now? And is he actually bipolar or just a pampered wanker with a drugs problem? And who is sticky out bum woman? Is she famous? She's really horrible.
I am tired of it too. Sad that he is so delusional.
Oh yeah. It's tragic really. But Jimmy Fallon was pretty funny the other night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7AS25hyiBI
Charlie Sheen is just like every other addict I have encountered, including myself. Self-centered and narcissitic. He just has alot more money than I do. Plus TMZ feels the need to follow him around constantly. Better him than us.
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