Thursday, March 17, 2011

Elephantitus of the Nuts in Honor of Ms. Moon's Geography Teacher

I guess that shit would preclude sex, huh?

17 comments:

Jeannie said...

Sure doesn't look very comfortable and where's his dick? Don't you think you'd have just had them cut off before it got this far? Or have the other men set him up as a god?

Ms. Moon said...

Yeah, like that. But with pants on.
You kill me. I love you.

Steph(anie) said...

I can honestly say I have never started the day this way before. Thank you.

Wildernesschic said...

OMG.. words fail me.. where is his willy ??

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Yeah--right--a GOD. Laugh.

Ms. Moon,
I love you, too!

Steph,
I laughed out loud.

Wildernesschic,
Probably in the crack between his balls.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

I don't know where you find them! Hilarious! And so wrong. Love you xx

CHØCØГАТЕ AND GØГĐ said...

THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAN COULDNT GET YOU PREGNANT.

Butterfly said...

ha ha ha that's sooooo funny, utterly wrong but funny!!! I should grow up some time soon ha! x

All This Trouble... said...

In the hospital, we'd prop these babies up on two pillows and draw straws to settle on who would give him his bed bath.

Kathleen Scott said...

Photoshop? Too unreal.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Butterfly,
Welcome! Come back and visit lots. Clearly, we have similar senses of humor. You'll fit right in here. Laugh.

SB

ATT,
Gross. The thought. You crack me up.

Kathleen,
I adore you! I think it's real, unfortunately.

jillsmo said...

That picture makes my nut-less crotch hurt

Leslie said...

Yikes! My first thought was also, "where's the rest of his junk?"

Syd said...

Not possible. Carrying those in a wheelbarrow or very large basket would get old. I will stick to swatting tsetse flies if any buzz this way.

Syd said...

I have my zoonoses confused. Filarial worms cause elephantiasis. I swat mosquitoes as well. Luckily, we just have cepahorectal inversion down here and not elephantiasis yet.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Blue balls?

white rabbit said...

I also thought okay monstrous orchestras (cockney rhyming slang - orchestra stalls = balls)but no penis.

All very odd...

No doubt there is an explanation.