I guess that shit would preclude sex, huh?
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17 comments:
Sure doesn't look very comfortable and where's his dick? Don't you think you'd have just had them cut off before it got this far? Or have the other men set him up as a god?
Yeah, like that. But with pants on.
You kill me. I love you.
I can honestly say I have never started the day this way before. Thank you.
OMG.. words fail me.. where is his willy ??
Jeannie,
Yeah--right--a GOD. Laugh.
Ms. Moon,
I love you, too!
Steph,
I laughed out loud.
Wildernesschic,
Probably in the crack between his balls.
I don't know where you find them! Hilarious! And so wrong. Love you xx
THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAN COULDNT GET YOU PREGNANT.
ha ha ha that's sooooo funny, utterly wrong but funny!!! I should grow up some time soon ha! x
In the hospital, we'd prop these babies up on two pillows and draw straws to settle on who would give him his bed bath.
Photoshop? Too unreal.
Butterfly,
Welcome! Come back and visit lots. Clearly, we have similar senses of humor. You'll fit right in here. Laugh.
SB
ATT,
Gross. The thought. You crack me up.
Kathleen,
I adore you! I think it's real, unfortunately.
That picture makes my nut-less crotch hurt
Yikes! My first thought was also, "where's the rest of his junk?"
Not possible. Carrying those in a wheelbarrow or very large basket would get old. I will stick to swatting tsetse flies if any buzz this way.
I have my zoonoses confused. Filarial worms cause elephantiasis. I swat mosquitoes as well. Luckily, we just have cepahorectal inversion down here and not elephantiasis yet.
Blue balls?
I also thought okay monstrous orchestras (cockney rhyming slang - orchestra stalls = balls)but no penis.
All very odd...
No doubt there is an explanation.
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